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401:

一般に
どんな契約でも、おかしいと思ったら。
後からでも消費者センターに電話して相談するほうがいいよね。
402:
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but
only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, " I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die" So he took the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the
former president of the United States, I am also the most ambitious woman in the world and
I am a New York Senator and a potential future president."

She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, said: "I'm President of the
United States of America, I have a great responsibility being the
leader of a superpower nation. And above all I'm the cleverest
President in American history, so America's people won't let me die."
So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger,
a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many
years left, as a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have
the last parachute."

The boy said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you.

America's cleverest President has taken my schoolbag."
403:
It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a
Japanese businessman, entered the fourthgrade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me death?'"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for that of Suzuki who had his
hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people,
for the people shall not perish from the earth'"?

Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

The teacher snapped at the class,
"Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country,
knows more about American history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "Fucking Japanese."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Suzuki put his hand up: "Lee Iacocca, 1982."

At that point, a student in the back sighed, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Suzuki says
"George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells,
"Oh yeah! Suck this!"

Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,
"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
404:
一般に
どんな契約でも、おかしいと思ったら。
後からでも消費者センターに電話して相談するほうがいいよね。


405:
SNL　A Message From Kim Jong Il
Good evening. Recent provocative and hooliganistic statements by the cowboy government
of the United States have villianously slandered our nation, and threatened the joyful
happiness of the Korean people. The North Korean people will contemptuously reject these
accusantions, and continue to support our wise policy of cheating on all international agreements,
then indignantly denying this when we are caught.
I am not some petty chieftain to be easily intimidated. I am extremely unstable and highly irrational,
and, for your information, quite completely insane. At age three, I was diagnosed as psychotic, sociopathic,
and suffered from both Manic Depression and Acute Pediatric Schizophrenia. I was a chronic bed-wetter. Not only my own,
but the beds of others. As a consequence, I developed Anxiety Disorder, Disassociative Disorder, and general dysphoria.
In addition, I am delusional. I have difficulty distinguishing reality from my fantasy world. When I was first informed
of the aggressive actions of the United States, my first response was violent anger. Then a lengthy crying jag,
followed by sudden deep sleep for about two days. Then several hours of frantic masturbation, punctuated by more crying jags.
406:
一般に
どんな契約でも、おかしいと思ったら。
後からでも消費者センターに電話して相談するほうがいいよね。

407:
One cold winter morning when Richard Nixon woke up to a heavy snowfall,
he saw somebody had vandalized his garden with a nasty graffiti with
pissing on the snow.

It said; “NIXON IS A LOSER.”

Going mad like hell, Nixon immediately ordered the CIA to conduct a
DNA search from the urine specimen on every possible suspect including
very high officials close to him.

A few days later, an inspector came up for reporting.

“Sir, we have found out that the urine specimen left on the snow
belonged to Henry Kissinger.”

“Kissinger!? That bastard, I knew only that guy would do this!
Call him up right now!”

“I’m afraid there’s more, sir. It has been also discovered that
the handwriting belonged to your wife.”
408:
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409:
A woman is picked up in a bar by Dennis Rodman, the famous basketball player, known for the wildly changing color and style of his hair.

They liked each other and the woman went back with him to his hotel room.
He removed his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she saw that on his right arm was a tattoo which said, "Reebok".
She thought that was a bit odd and asked him about it. Rodman responded, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for advertisement."

A bit later, his pants came off and she saw "Puma" tattooed on hisleg.
He gave the same explanation for the unusual tattoo.

Finally, his underwear came off and the woman screamed and ran to the corner of the room. "What s wrong?", asked Rodman.
The woman remained quiet and just pointed at the tattoo on his penis which read "AIDS."

She said, "I m not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!"
To that he replied, "It s cool baby, don t worry, in a minute, when it gets hard, it s going to say "ADIDAS".
410:
医大学センター試験の結論は就職活動に関連してくるから、学生課で相談するほうがいいです。
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